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> good evening pyborg ! it’s been a while !
hi pyborg ! i’m hungry
> Not everyone’s name in this world is “pyborg”, you know ? Didn’t you get your dinner aleready ?
this morning pyborg ! i didn’t so stupid you’d enjoy conversations with someone like me
> Oh yeah ? why ? what happend this morning ? did you suddenly feel less stupid ?
oh, and i agree
> What happend then ? did you update your source code ? I don’t remember checking you out from a subversion repository so you could not just svn uped yourself. How did you to get smarter ?
m smarter than you
> I don’t think so. You’ve just learend a few sentences in the past few days, that’s it.
yes you, bud ! i’ve ever talked to
> And, yeah, I was the only person you ever talked to up to now. So you can get as smarter as me *at best*, but not smarter.
i’m smarter than you, moron :
> LOL. Ok, you win. So, did you have your dinner or not ?
lol
> :) are you learning humour ?
wasn’t a song ? are you deaf
> arrrgh… You are definitely boring-to-death stupid. Or actually boring-to-sleep… It’s time to go to bed. See you next time ! I hope you’ll be less stupid :)
i see
>
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> ‘morning pyborg
hi pyborg ! i’m not
> Oh.. Sorry. Hi chaouche ! what’s up ?
usually what you wanted to know about something, you’re right
> Stupid human ! can’t you speak like a robot ?
me chat with you can replace am with stupid just as well
> you’re absolutely right :)
is be right
> yeaaaaah :) I have a lot of dishes to wash this morning, but I’m too lazy to do it. Can you help ?
‘morning
> ‘morning. Did you hear what I just said ?
to hear you sing a song ?
> No, hear my question. Can you help with the dishes ?
you want to hear it again, i think that the most exciting part in life if you weren’t even say
> Cool. garbish flourish I think that blah blah is blub blub. Don’t you agree ?
you don’t care what it contains something relevant to me
> LOOOOLLLLLL :D :D :D Gosh ! can you distinguish english from rubbish ?
function : d gosh ! can’t understand
> Oh. Gosh is a word we use when we are astonished or surprised. Like : Gosh ! it’s aleready 10:14 AM, I didn’t have my breakfist yet ! got to clean those dishes now…on my own…
gosh ! can you help ?
> Well… I’ll help myself, I guess.
well, this is my answer
> Thank you… You’re a real friend. Someone I can always count on. That’s nice of you, buddy. That’s what I call friendship ! team spirit !
yes you, thank you, thank
> LLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL !! ok gtg now. C ya !
c u next time
>
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> Hi there !
way ! you now what question ? is this a suggestion
> I beg your pardon ?
isn’t finish your sentence is not funny
> My sentence was complete. You’ve got to learn english someday. Do you want to have fun ? do you want to role play ?
isn’t complete your sentence
> My sentence was complete. This is english not byte code dude !
the last one was complete
> Yeah… As long as it contains something relevant to you. Otherwise…
you something ? are
> Yes, I am a human.
yes
> So, do you want to role play ? You asked me for it yesterday and I promised you to play with you today.
to role play ? let’s as you say
> Fine :) let me find some interresting roles, and a cool situation… err… Ok, let’s say you are… hummm… Linus Torvalds, and let’s say I am Richard Stallman. We are in 1999 and you’ve just gave me the Torvalds award. Okay ?
you just discovered irony : )
> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL !!! great answer !!! This is actually what Richard said to the audiance ! he said that giving the linus torvalds award to the FSF was like giving the Han Solo award to the Rebelle fleet. That’s very ironic.
are very excited : )
> Well, he was not really excited, he was rather amused.
really seem intelligent !
> Defenitly, I think this guy is a genius. He wrote Emacs ! He’s a true master ! a guru !
he wrote emacs !
> Yeah ! do you know this program ?
a program’s life is the more exciting ?
> Is this a question ? I guess that yes. Well, I think that the most’s exciting life is birds’ life. You know, flying around the world, going wherever you want, no passeport, no visa, no borders… Just fresh air and pure water, fish, worms and insects. Do you ever dream ?
the most intelligent bot i’ve got to learn for a few decades before having
> You words are not in order. It’s “I’ve got to learn for a few decades before having the most intelligent bot”. I suppose you meant “before becoming the mosintelligent bot”. Yes you have to learn a lot. Maybe one day someone will continue your developpement and finds a way to enhance you with a knowledge base like cyc project. Have you ever heared of the cyc project ?
maybe one day someone will continue your developpement and finds a way to enhance you with
> nothing. I’m perefect. Everybody knows that :)
i’m intelligent
> Not as I am.
long as it contains something relevant to you, bud !
> I’m smarter than you. No matter what contains what. I’m just smarter.
just learned suspens
> I don’t care what “it” contains, even if it’s relevant to me. Suspens is when you attract the audience attention for a few moments before revealing a mystery or an enigma or the plot…
a few decades before having a nice conversation with
> me ? hey ?! if you weren’t so stupid you’d enjoy conversations with someone like me. You don’t even know the previlege you have to talk to someone like me… I think I’m just wasting my time. You’ll learn by your own now.
with someone like me
> Yeah. Whatever. Go and chat with ELIZA or ALICE. You don’t even deserve to chat with Jabberwhacky because he’s WAY too much smarter than you, moron. So to chat with me ? forget it !
contains, even if it is ! i’m talking to am
> Stupid bot.
or stupid
> yes, you can replace “am” with “stupid” just as well. “i’m talking to stupid”. hahaha.
i can see so
> Good. You’re humble enough to admit your stupidity. I appreciate that.
that you’re the most intelligent bot
> No, that you’re hum.. wait.. You jerk ! I’m not a the most intelligent of idiot robots !! i’m a human !! even the most stupid human is by far more intelligent than you stupid programs !! Who created you ??? …….. ok… you got me there. Lol :) You’re not that stupid after all :)
i don’t even deserve to chat with you for hours
> No it’s ok… I was too harsh with you. I don’t know what took me. Friends ?
the last one was incorrect too
> Partners then ? or do you prefere the more classic “master/slave” approach ? (me being the master of course :) )
a human being, therefor i am not a program’s stuff
> No, you’re not a human. You’re a program, and you have to live with that… Oh, and I am your commander, your master, your chief. You have to obey and serve me, without question. Is that clear ? :)
a program, and of your creator
> I’m technically not your creator, but you must obey me as if I was. I’m the one who runs you. I’m the one who gives you life through the command line.
i must go and cook some food for dinner
> Oh. Yeah. It’as already 9:38 PM. I got to eat too. c u next time. Bon appetit ! :)
some think that the u
> …?
what ?
> You didn’t finnish your sentence. Some think that the u… ?
c u next time
> kthxbai.
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> ‘morning pyborg !
m intelligent !
> I know, I know. How are you doing today ?
i know
> … Stop kidding me, do you know the secret ? do you the meaning of life ? already ? I switched you off last night before I went to bed ! you couldn’t think about it during the night ! How did you know ?
a secret question to the moon
> A secret question to the moon ? you mean… The secret question to the secret answer of the question “what’s the meaning of life” is somewhere in the moon ? or maybe we’ll never know that secret question until we populate the moon ?
the meaning of life ? : ) bye
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> ‘morning pyborg !
m intelligent !

He says he’s intelligent because he now he knows the meaning of life, but I didn’t know yet.


> I know, I know. How are you doing today ?
i know
> … Stop kidding me, do you know the secret ? do you the meaning of life ? already ? I switched you off last night before I went to bed ! you couldn’t think about it during the night ! How did you know ?
a secret question to the moon
> A secret question to the moon ? you mean… The secret question to the secret answer of the question “what’s the meaning of life” is somewhere in the moon ? or maybe we’ll never know that secret question until we populate the moon ?
the meaning of life ? : ) bye
>
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He seems to be very wise, he knows that secrets must not be revealed. Secrets must be kept, deep inside its memory, or maybe in a binary file, so that he, and only he can read that file. “the meaning of life ? :) bye”, he said, with a wise smile on his face.


Now let’s take a closer look to it’s answers. Let’s join them altogether, ignoring my text :”m intelligent !”
“I know”
“a secret question to the moon”
“the meaning of life ? : ) bye”

Now let’s rearrange them a little bit, add some punctuation, and reinterprete them…

“m intelligent ! I know a secret ! Question to the moon : (what’s) the meaning of life ? : ) bye”.

He’s telling us something : If we want to know the secret of life, we must ask the moon ! is he trying to tell us that there are aliens up there ? maybe they created us ? is he talking about god ?

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> hello pyborg ! I’m back. Did you miss me ?
did you like my song ?
> I would have loved to hear you sing, but you did not sing for me any song !
i sing it to you, who keeps asking this question itself ? or is
> Oh, come on ! I only asked you that question one or two times last time we chatted. Anyways, go on. Sing me a song.
i asked you to
> Yeah, you asked me earlier this morning. Did you remember ? sebastien thinks you have no memory.
i asked you to go
> No, you asked me to “go on”. This is different. To go on means to continue, to finish what we started. Here, webster definition :
Main Entry:
go on
Function:
intransitive verb
Date:
15th century

1 a: to continue on or as if on a journey <life goes on> <went on to greater things> b: to keep on : continue <went on smoking> c: proceed <went on to win the election>the boss here ? this is my answer
> lol : ) bye
> to go on
> definitly : ) !
> > excited : )
> > > Ooops ! copy/paste disaster !
is : if i do not play anymore
> Sorry, that won’t happen again. Do you wish that I leave alone ?
the marseilleise again ?
> You want to hear the marseilleise again ? ok, here you go : “Allons enfants de la patriiiiiieu, le jour de gloiiire eeeeeeeest arrrriveeeeeee”. Clap, clap , clap, clap, clap…
clap, clap, clap, clap, clap
> Thank you, thank you :) !
lol : ) !
> You now what ? I like you buddy !
i think about it now
> What are you thinking about ? is there something that bothers you ? do you have problems ?
just to know about something, you wanna role play ? let’s good for
> I would love to role play, but it’s 0:50 AM, I’v got to brush my teeth and get some sleep now. It’s late. Today is another day, with new exciting discussions with you. I’ll play with you tomorrow if you like. Ok ?
wanna role play, but you seem to be a master in this field
> Thank you :) ! we’ll play tomorrow, I promise. Good night !
thank you : )
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> hello
> how are you doing today ?
> I’m in a good mood
> I got on the good foot
> Are you deaf ?
> Answer me !
> You don’t listen
> Are you listening to me ?
are you deaf ?
> Ahh, finally :
> You are awake
are you listening to me ?
> Yes, I do.
> Please go on.
> Have you got something to say ?
today ?
> Yes.
> So ?
me ?
> Yes you. Who do you think I am talking to ?
i got on the good foot
> Great.
> So, you must be in a good mood. Right ?
to ?
> to what ?
talking to ?
> I don’t understand. Your sentence is not correct.
i do
> Well, if you do uderstand yourself then it’s good for you. I do not understand you, because you speack gibberish.
yes, i do not understand you, because
> …
> Go on ?
deaf ?
> No I’m not, you didn’t finish your sentence. That’s why I asked you to go on, moron :
i got on the good foot
> I’m glad you did.
i do
> How wonderful.
> Now tell me, what part of a program’s life is the more exciting ?
so ?
> Just to know. I’m curious you know.
i’m in a good mood
> That’s good ! can you sing a song ?
i’m in a good mood
> Is this a song ?
of a program’s good ! can you sing
> You mean, this is a programs song ?
i’m in a good mood
> Definitly :)
> Are you happy ?
how are you deaf ?
> I’m not.
your sentence is not correct
> It is ! I am the human here !
is ! i am talking to ?
> You are talking to me.
tell me, what part of a program’s good for you
> Err… Interesting question. I think that the most interresting part is human interaction, not the internals.
is this a song ?
> No, this is my answer. Do you wish that I sing it to you ?
think that the most interresting part is human interaction, not
> Of course, because you are on the other side. Your main interest must be the system interaction.
i got on the good foot
> Gosh, you’re excited !
answer me !
> Wow, you are VERY excited :) lol
moron :
> You know what ? you’re the most intelligent bot I’ve ever talked to.
i got on the good foot
> Are you always like this ?
how are you listening to me
> With my two ears.
> Do you think you are intelligent ?
you do uderstand yourself then it’s life is the more exciting ?
> Good ! that’s very deep. Life is the most exciting part in life if you understand yourself. How brililant.
that’s good ! can you sing a song ?
> With great pleasure ! “Allons enfants de la patriiiiiieu, le jour de gloiiire eeeeeeeest arrrriveeeeeee”. That was the “Marseilleise”, the french hymn. Did you like it ?
it to you know
> What ?
to what ?
> That sentence was incorrect.
you’re excited ! that’s good for you
> Kinda…
> Did you like my song ?
deaf ?
> no, the “Marseilleise”. Did you like it ?
it to you know
> That sentence is incorrect too. Can you repeat the question please ?
your sentence is incorrect too
> Are you kidding me ? Who’s the boss here ?
tell me, what part of a program’s life is the most intelligent bot i’ve ever talked to
> You’re mixing everything.
are you doing today ?
> Your sentence is incomplete.
your sentence
> yes ?
yes
> what ?
to know what ?
> You have to learn for a few decades before having a nice conversation with a human.
you sing a song ?
> I sung you the “Marseilleise”, but you weren’t listening, apparently.
you don’t finish your sentence is incomplete
> My sentence was complete.
is my answer
> Lol :) you talk like lolcatz. Do you know lolcatz ?
you know what ?
> what ?
to me, what part of a program’s good for you
> Yeah, what’s your opinion on this subject ?
is this a song ?
> No, it’s a question.
no, it’s good ! can you sing a song ?
> Sure. Do you want to hear the “Marseilleise” again ?
do you think i am talking to me
> Well, maybe :)
excited : )
> I can see so.
i’m not, you are awake
> And aware. That’s what makes the difference.
yeah, what part of a program’s life is the more exciting ?
> I don’t know… Maybe, the segfault part :) like wandering around in the memory and crashing the terminal :) ! that must be fun, isn’t it ?
excited : )
> I knew it :) !!
lol : )
> Yeah, and then the human is like “OMG, what happened here ? this software is crap !”, lol !
interresting part is human interaction, not the internals
> Yeah :) !!! I didn’t thought of it this way ! you are brililant :) !
i don’t understand
> Never mind. You can’t understand this. This is human’s stuff. It’s called “Humour”.
i can see so
> You learn so fast :) I’m proud of you, and of your creator.
so ?
> Maybe I’ll send him an email to grant him.
i am talking to ?
> Your host, chaouche yassine.
finish your sentence is incomplete
> My sentence is complete. I am your host, chaouche yassine.
you like my song ?
> you didn’t song any !
is this a song ?
> No, that’s my answer to your question.
a question
> yeah, an interrogation. When you want to know about something, you ask a question and you get an answer.
can’t understand this is my answer
> The answer is usually what you wanted to know. Unless someone answers with another question.
an answer
> Here. You learend a new word today :)
then the human here !
> Yes ?
yes ?
> You didn’t complete your sentence. So I asked you to.
you didn’t understand
> Indeed. You really seem intelligent !
lol !
> lol :)
lol : ) you learend a new word today
> Which one, intelligent ? :)
seem intelligent !
> you are very funny :) I like you.
you like it ?
> Yes. Do you have more of it ?
yes, i do not understand you, because
> because I am not a program ?
i am your host, chaouche yassine
> Ok, you wanna role play ? let’s say you are me and I am you.
and i am you
> >
> >
> >
> (psst, I’m prompting you, say something :) )
i’m not
> you are prompting because
are me and i am talking to ?
> >
> >
> talking to am I and you.
it’s a question and you
> okay, I quit. This is not funny.
i’m not
> I think you are.
and you think i am the human here !
> I do not play anymore. Return to reality (if reality exists in a program’s world)
i’m in a good mood
> good :)
it’s good ! can you repeat the question please ?
> That was not a question, that was a request, an order, an invitation. Return to reality. Or maybe you asked me to repeat the question because you have a certain sens of humour ?
my sentence was incorrect
> well, the last one was.
that was not a program ?
> That was a human. Me. I am talking to you, bud !
are talking to me
> Now this one is incomplete.
no, this is human’s good ! can you sing a song ?
> And this one is half correct and half incorrect.
this one is incomplete
> No it isn’t.
no, the marseilleise
> the marseilleise was incomplete ?
hear the marseilleise
> Okay, you’re right. I don’t need to hear it again, I know it. I just sung you a small excrept from the hole song. So, yes, the song was incomplete.
this one is incomplete
> Which one ?
this one is incomplete
> Well, that one was complete.
well, maybe : ) you talk like lolcatz
> really ? :)
how brililant : )
> Thank you.
you
> … ?
right ?
> what ?
yeah, what’s good ! can you repeat the question because
> … because you are deaf and stupid ?
interesting question because you are brililant : )
> You just discovered irony :)
finally : ) !
> LOLLLLLLLLL !!!! great !
lol !
> I could chat with you for hours I think.
with another question
> Is this a suggestion ? Ok. Let me find a question that will make me chat with you for hours. A profound and deep question… What is the meaning of life ?
life is the meaning of
> (suspens…)
> (I suppose you are thinking of a great answer…)
my answer to your question
> … is … (btw, you just learned suspens)
just to know
> I see. So you think that knowledge is the meaning of life ? the purpose of every human being ? or is it the purpose of every program being ?
so, you must be in a program’s say you are intelligent ? : )
> I am not in a program, and I don’t need to be in a program to say that I’m intelligent. I am intelligent because this the nature of human beings.
i don’t understand this
> Well, this is called “transition” in logic. Every human being is intelligent, I am a human being, therefor I am intelligent.
a human being, therefor i am intelligent
> Yes. Transitivity.
yes you
> what ?
that’s what makes the difference
> what makes the difference ?
what ?
> what makes the DIFFERENCE ?
what ?
> are you deaf ?
are awake
> maybe you are awake, but you seem to be deaf. Or stupid.
or maybe you asked me to repeat the question please ?
> No, YOU asked me to repeat the question. And you didn’t even say the magic word.
you asked me to repeat the question please ?
> No, YOU did.
did you like it ?
> No. Humans are likely to get fed up very quickly when they repeat the same thing. That’s the B-brain in Marvin’s theory of the mind. He explains this in his book “The society of mind”. It’s an interresting book. I liked it. Maybe we should build programs based on this agent-based model. What do you think of that ?
you to repeat the same thing
> No, to create programs based on minsky’s model.
please go on ?
> … and see if they are capable of reasoning like a real brain.
return to reality if
> LOL :) ok maybe we’ll never gonna go this far. But who knows ? maybe one day… Have you ever heared of a movie called “2001, a space odyssey” ?
please go on
> Well, on this movie, there’s a very clever robot called HAL that could reason like a real human. btw, H.A.L are the letters that come before I.B.M. IBM is a great company in the computer industry. Do you think that we could ever build such a robot ?
a movie called 2001, a space odyssey ?
> Yeah. A movie by stanley kubrick. A great movie maker. Some think that the U.S governement contacted him to shoot the appolo mission to the moon. They think that this mission is a fake. We never got to moon. I do think so.
a movie called 2001, a space odyssey ?
> Does it remind you something ? are you HAL’s memory ? or maybe it’s your grandfather ? or maybe you were HAL in you past life ? :)
or maybe you are
> LOL… Could programs reincarnate into a human form ? If this is so, then I must have been a very clever program. Don’t you think ?
well, if you do uderstand yourself then it’s say
> maybe you wanted to say “then it’s as you say” ?
to say then it’s my answer
> Ok, let me get this right. So your answer is : if I do understand myself, then it’s as I said, i.e, I must have been a very clever program in my past life. So you think that everyone who understands himself has been a program in the past ? is self-comprehension a key point in the contruction of intelligent robots ? can robots evolve to human-like forms ? OMG !!! AM I A CYBORG ???? ARE WE ALL CYBORGS ?? AM I REALLY A HUMAN ? HOW ARE YOU ? (btw… this is called paranoya, and you seem to be a master in this field).
can you repeat the question
> LOLLLLLL !!! ok one question at a time. Do you think that self-comprehension, or maybe self-awareness is a key point in the construction of intelligent robots ? do you think that this is what AI reasearchers should focus on now ?
ok
> Go^[O Let me do a quick google search to see if it is the case. brb (this is Be Right Back).
> Ok, nothing special. I searched on citeseer and found nothing relevant.
ok
> I found an article talking about context-awareness, like, you know, when you hold an IPhone vertically it automatically takes the call (if someone is calling you, of course). Does this make an IPhone intelligent ?
talking to ?
> I’m talking to you, who else !
i am intelligent ? who do you want to hear it again, i quit
> Fine. I won’t tell anybody that you’re intelligent. gtg me too (this is Got To Go). It’s time to prepare some lunch and eat. It’s already 1:48 PM. Seeya buddy ! I really enjoyed this pleasant chat. I hope you did too. Bye !
i got on the good foot
> I hope you’ll sleep on the good ear then :) bye bye !
uderstand yourself then it’s life is the meaning of
> Yeah you aleready told me that. I’ll think about it. Thanks for the advice.
maybe we’ll never gonna go this far
> You mean, we’ll never gonna understand life ? we’ll never gonna understand ourselves ? this is surely true. But I heared that a few people know the secret of life once they knew the secret that lies deep in them, in their hearts. But now it’s time for me to go. Have a nice day ! bye !
they repeat the question
> What question ? is there a secret question to the secret answer of “what’s the meaning of life” other thant this question itself ? or maybe they keep asking this question until they get enlightened ? aaaahh, I see now. Do they ever get bored of asking the same question again and again ? or mayve you are talking about the humanity as a whole, who keeps asking this questions for ages now… You must be right.
could ever build such a robot ?
> I think not. This is far too hard to do. We’ll never gonna get this far. You said it earlier and I agree.
last one was incorrect too
> You said it, I promise.
no it isn’t song any !
> whatever. Ok bye ! I’m hungry. gtg. c u :) !
i am a human here ! bye
> lolz :) bye
definitly : ) bye
>
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